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From the same people who almost brought you O.J. Simpson's almost Blockbuster Book,
straight from Moscow, a Sensational tale of Intrigue, Action, and Mystery, the
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin story:
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IF I DID IT
Here's How It Happened |
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The story is told from Exotic locations such as Moscow, Kyiv, London, Chechnya
and many other places you would love to vacation at.
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You will never look upon the statement "Let's Do Lunch"
the same way ever again.
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Such ringing comments from the following well known celebrities:
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"The Bastards Got Me! I was riveted to my hospital bed the whole time I read it!"
Alexander Valterovich Litvinenko Former lieutenant-colonel of the Russian FSB |
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"They almost got me in the early 1980's. Thank God I survived so I could
do my part to bring down the Soviet Union aka 'Evil Empire'. I am sorry
to see it is back!"
Pope John Paul II (1978-2005) Karol Jozef Wojtyla |
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"Damn bastard sure drove up my medical bills! At least I have a good
paying job with a good Health Plan! I don't know what I would do
without it!"
Viktor Andriyovych Yushchenko President of Ukraine (2004-) |
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"I think they got me for the name I was born with!! But seriously
it all had to do with that Damn War in Chechnya!! It seems every
Russian President is a critic!"
Anna Stepanova Politkovskaya (born Anna Mazepa) Russian Journalist and Human Rights Activist |
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"Bastards!! Hey he stole the title to my book!! Love the premise."
Orenthal James Simpson (O.J. Simpson) Notorious Ex-Football Player |
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"I just don't understand it, I have never had Sushi before! Why Me?
It can't be because of my handing over alot of Russian industry to the
Oligarchs?"
Yegor Timurovich Gaidar Prime Minister of Russia (1992) |
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"Those bastards! They killed kenny!"
Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman South Park |
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"Those SOBs! They killed my cat!"
Bubbles Sunnyvale Trailer Park |
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"Meeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwww!"
Bubbles Cat Sunnyvale Trailer Park |
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Here is what the critics had to say.
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"Lies! Lies! Lies! They are all Lies! There was no Famine! There was lots
to eat at that Sushi Restaurant in London!"
Walter Duranty Winner of the Pulitzer Prize (1932) New York Times |
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"The book brought tears to my eyes! I loved it and couldn't put the book
down. I was riveted to my chair. This man is like a son to me and have
to say I am like a proud father whose son has followed him in his footsteps!"
Joseph Vissarionovich Dzhugashvilli (aka Joseph Stalin) Former Dictator & Mass Murderer Chairman of the Soviet Union (1922-1953) |
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"I was really disappointed he did not get that Ukrainian guy!!"
"I like how the story ends in most cases!! I could not have written a better story myself. Most satisfying!!" Lazar Moiseyevich Kaganovich Mass Murderer and Communist Party Member |
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"I was so riveted by the book I had to go and congratulate the
author in person in Moscow! He gives me such great advice that
I always find myself coming back to Moscow to see him over and
over and over!"
Viktor Fedorovych Yanukovych Prime Minister of Ukraine (2002-2004, 2006-) Advocate for Creative Election Ballot Counting |
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Released Just in Time for Christmas.
ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY!!! |
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