Hryts on Life and Death

By Volodymyr Kish

I was at yet another funeral this week, something that is becoming an all too regular occurrence for me at this stage in my life.  When one’s chronological age reaches that area “north of fifty”, the increasing untimely demise of relatives, friends and acquaintances cannot help but make one more aware of one’s mortality and cause one to spend more time pondering the ultimate and uncomfortable dialectic of life and death.

On the occasion of this most recent funeral, as I was sitting through what seemed to be a rather long Funeral Mass (no doubt due to the presence of no less than four priests!), my memories turned to a conversation I had had with my cousin Hryts from Pidkamin some years ago when I was still living in Ukraine.

We had been to the funeral of a distant cousin earlier in the day, and were sitting on a bench under an ancient walnut tree near his house, reminiscing about the dearly departed.  Eventually, stimulated no doubt by the philosophical side effects of Hryts’ home-made horilka (moonshine), we got around to discussing the broader aspects of life and death.

As was usual with any dialogue with Hryts, he did most of the talking and I did most of the listening.  I should add that I did not particularly mind that arrangement, since Hryts had long ago demonstrated conclusively to me that my understanding of this world and the people in it was painfully flawed, particularly when compared to his accumulated wisdom.  He had pointed out to me shortly after we first met, that Hryts was the diminutive form of Hryhoriy, his real name, and that he had been named after Ukraine’s foremost philosopher Hryhoriy Skovoroda.  He was viewed by most of the local inhabitants of Pidkamin as its resident philosopher, an honour no doubt helped along by his liberal dispensation of his horilka to all who came calling.

Needless to say, that designation was not acknowledged by his wife Yevdokia, who made no bones about what she thought of Hryts’ philosophical ramblings.  “Go teach some of that philosophy to the chickens” she would tell Hryts – “Maybe they will lay smarter and more tasty eggs!”

Be that as it may, on that particular day I was interested in seeking his views on the terminal nature of our existence on this earth. 

“Are you afraid of dying, Hrytsiu?” I asked.

“Not really.” he chuckled, “Actually, I am more afraid of living, particularly with what we have to face these days in Ukraine. Dying is easy – it’s living that’s hard.”

“But aren’t you worried or afraid of what you may have to face in the afterlife?” I continued.

“What is there to be afraid of, my little turnip!  If there is no life after death, then your worries, pains and stresses are all over. On the other hand, if you believe in life after death and in a loving and merciful God, and if you have lived a good life where, as the teaching goes, you have done unto others as you would have them do unto you, you should have nothing to worry about.”

“But the priests and the church are always reminding us what sinners we all are, and how we will be judged for our failings in this life.  Don’t you think we will be held accountable for our sins?” I queried.

“Let me ask you this –” he replied, “Have you ever gone and done something truly evil, deliberately hurt someone badly, or sought to cause pain or misfortune on someone else?”

I thought about that for a moment and answered – “Not that I can think of, at least nothing of significance.  I have not exactly been an angel all my life, but I have never consciously done evil or harm of any consequence to anybody that I can think of.”

“Well then, relax and have another charka of this delightful homebrew.  I somehow don’t think God will punish you too harshly for eating meat on Friday, telling little white lies to your wife, occasionally having one glass of wine too many or being a little creative on your income tax!  I am sure that God or Allah or whatever name you choose, understands full well what is important and what isn’t.  He did not create us in our imperfect state just so that he would have somebody to punish.”

We sat and talked a long time that day under that walnut tree, and that night I slept particularly well.