Mental Calisthenics with
Uncle Ilko
The Summer of Our Discontent
By
Oksana Bashuk Hepburn
“This
is outrageous,” fusses Uncle Ilko over the phone.
There have been no mental
callisthenics - code for dealing with significant Ukrainian issues, Canadian or
in
“Are you okay, Uncle Ilku?”
“Okay? How can I be
when yahoos are running the world? Things are happening in
“I’ve read about these
summer events but frankly, it’s too complicated to comprehend.”
“That’s because you’re a
Catholic and tend to practise the old ‘turn the other cheek’ routine. But
is does concern you - all of us.
“Consider this.
He may be right given the
penury of
“Recall Stalin. He
firmly believed that ‘religion was the opium of the people’ and liquidated
churches and their leadership. Yet, the people supported his cry to fight
against
“Surely not autocracy.
“Oh my child, you are so
innocent. The propaganda machine has been going strong here.
Russian Orthodox congregations are being asked to submit to Kirill. Many,
if not most, have gone over. Those with long memories of its KGB past
were told ‘Yes, yes but that’s yesterday’s history and if you’re still
concerned, don’t take communion.’ And that’s supposed to mean you’re not
supporting the Patriarch? Just God? Nuts! How will not taking communion
eliminate the Kremlin’s control? Abracadabra, bread and
circuses. The latest being the premier global tour of the remains of
Prince Volodymyr the Great, hosted by Moscow’s Russian - not Ukrainian -
Orthodox churches. And if you can’t see the political hanky-panky for the
masses behind this charade, then ‘Bob’s your uncle’.”
Uncle Ilko has good reason
for concern. Besides the pressure on 15 million Ukrainian Orthodox Church
adherents of the Kyiv Patriarchate to “unite” with
“Uncle Ilku, I’m worried
about the erosion of free media. There has been a questionable death of
an editor from Kharkiv and a shooting at one in
“That’s the way to stop opposition; control
the press. It breaks my heart that
“The journalists had a round
table on the very subject.”
“Good, but make sure they’re
not just preaching to the converted. They must join forces with the likes
of the PEN Club and Reporters Without Boarders. Get the story about the
confiscation of files and computers and trumped up charges. But there’s
something else that’s bothering me.”
“What’s that, Vujku?”
“It’s that Minister of
Education Tabachnik. He is changing the schooling of kids from
“Vujku, there were
demonstrations when President Yanukovych spoke at the UN. But what do
about cut backs in education? Wouldn’t it be wonderful if English speaking
states could support an English language blitz for Ukrainian kids?”
“Yes! Link up! Get Canadian institutions on side for work in
“What’s that Uncle Ilko?”
“Inertia. Thee enemy of
action. It is so easy to do nothing.”
“Or keep doing the old
things in the old ways when new thinking and approaches are needed.”
“Now you’re talking, kiddo.”
Oksana Bashuk Hepburn is a former policy
adviser with the Government of